This is what happens when your paysite designer doesn't speak english! HAHAHHAAH - GoFuckYourself.com

NoCarrier · 12-19-2003, 05:58 AM

http://www.eroticnymphets.com/

This has to be the funniest paysite ever!

Oracle Porn · 12-19-2003, 06:00 AM

NoCarrier · 12-19-2003, 06:01 AM

steve_grogan · 12-19-2003, 06:03 AM

stocktrader23 · 12-19-2003, 06:04 AM

I bet it converts.

xxxoutsourcing · 12-19-2003, 06:07 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
I bet it converts.

Totally agree, i bet it does better....

eroswebmaster · 12-19-2003, 06:09 AM

I love how they "host a lubricated dildo."

johnbosh · 12-19-2003, 06:10 AM

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Originally posted by steve_grogan

Pete · 12-19-2003, 06:16 AM

The site looks ok, the guy just needs to learn how to write in english.

Gemini · 12-19-2003, 06:24 AM

I've seen worse... lol. Thats one of the things I do... clean up third world English for designers and webmasters themselves. ;-)p It can be very interesting. English verbage and such are way out of whack with most other languages.

12-19-2003, 06:30 AM

That sounds like it was done by the same guy who sends me free site submission all the time.

Here's one I received this morning:

"Such different and changeable Kerry Marie with big tits always tempts with the attractive nakedness"

OzMan · 12-19-2003, 06:35 AM

Looks like they may have used some translation software.
I've seen some hilarious Japanese sites in Engrish like that

SR · 12-19-2003, 06:37 AM

HarlotCash Dyker · 12-19-2003, 06:37 AM

I think the design itself will sell -
Hopefully he did everything in psd and can change the text to something a little more understandable -

Raf1 · 12-19-2003, 06:40 AM

This site was shown on GFY a while ago. The design is quite good actually, they just have to change the text.

stocktrader23 · 12-19-2003, 06:43 AM

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Originally posted by Raf1
This site was shown on GFY a while ago. The design is quite good actually, they just have to change the text.

I really think it will convert better as is. It catches you off gaurd. I'd like to see a comparison of before and after a change.

klik · 12-19-2003, 06:46 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
http://www.eroticnymphets.com/

omfg that is the funniest thing i've ever seen

jennym · 12-19-2003, 06:52 AM

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Originally posted by evildick
That sounds like it was done by the same guy who sends me free site submission all the time.

Here's one I received this morning:

"Such different and changeable Kerry Marie with big tits always tempts with the attractive nakedness"

OMG, that was the same thought I had when I first read that!!

Could your submitters name be a "large grey land mammal"??

Head · 12-19-2003, 06:56 AM

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Originally posted by evildick
That sounds like it was done by the same guy who sends me free site submission all the time.

Here's one I received this morning:

"Such different and changeable Kerry Marie with big tits always tempts with the attractive nakedness"

French?

SpacemanSpiff · 12-19-2003, 06:57 AM

Confused and thoughtful, my actions is to ponder on the sourcefullness of your amusements regarding this paying site.

Head · 12-19-2003, 06:57 AM

It gives the sites a more European flavor!

NoCarrier · 12-19-2003, 06:59 AM

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Originally posted by Head
It gives the sites a more European flavor!

Yeah.. Surfers will love it! Especially when they will receive the e-mail to confirm the cancel request.

"Surfer you exited paysite we will charge your money so don't leave you can't exit this cash".

Raf1 · 12-19-2003, 07:02 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

I really think it will convert better as is. It catches you off gaurd. I'd like to see a comparison of before and after a change.

Maybe

However I think a lot of European users (non english) might not notice the mistakes.

chodadog · 12-19-2003, 07:07 AM

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Originally posted by Head
It gives the sites a more Retarded flavor!

SpacemanSpiff · 12-19-2003, 07:09 AM

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"Surfer you exited paysite we will charge your money so don't leave you can't exit this cash".

I am standing here beside myself.

reynold · 12-19-2003, 07:11 AM

This is definitely through the use of babelfish or other autotranslating tool.

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
http://www.eroticnymphets.com/

This has to be the funniest paysite ever!

Tipsy · 12-19-2003, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raf1

Maybe
However I think a lot of European users (non english) might not notice the mistakes.

?

NoCarrier · 12-19-2003, 07:21 AM

At least the surfer has nice options if he wants to join.

http://www.eroticnymphets.com/join.php

$22,95 for 30 days membership

or

$24,95 for 30 days membership

12-19-2003, 08:15 AM

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Originally posted by jennym

OMG, that was the same thought I had when I first read that!!

Could your submitters name be a "large grey land mammal"??

Haha! Yup, that's him! He goes by Elefant. (his spelling, not mine)

He makes nice free sites though.

brand0n · 12-19-2003, 08:21 AM

engrish mother fucker

Martin · 12-19-2003, 08:25 AM

I joined for the $24,95 option. Seems like a good deaal.

Lensman · 12-19-2003, 08:25 AM

Funny as hell, and one hell of nice design.

LadyMischief · 12-19-2003, 08:39 AM

Bwahahhahaha yeah that text is hilarious! The Design is pretty nice, but for you non-english designers.. if you aren't sure, why not ask someone? :P

InsaneGreen · 12-19-2003, 08:44 AM

thats a very nice design... im curious as to who made it.. with english that bad hes probably easy as shit to talk down in price.

porn-translations · 12-19-2003, 09:51 AM

Guess that explains why you shouldn't work with unprofessional translation companies working from their kitchen.

JFK · 12-19-2003, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff
Confused and thoughtful, my actions is to ponder on the sourcefullness of your amusements regarding this paying site.

he he he

bogo · 12-19-2003, 09:54 AM

Yoni · 12-19-2003, 11:03 AM

I design for russians as well and I have to correct mistakes each time

rowan · 12-19-2003, 11:09 AM

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Rictor · 12-19-2003, 11:38 AM

That text gets me horny. I need to have them design my next paysite.

JackRoyal · 12-19-2003, 03:06 PM

(from the site's homepage)

Quote:

f you are under 21 years of age or if it is illegal to view adult material in your community please leave now.
We can't be held responsible for your actions. We are not acting in any way to send you this information;
you are choosing to receive it! Continuing further means that you understand and accept
responsibility for your own actions, thus releasing the creators of this web page and our service provider from all liability.

All models that appear on this website were 18 years or older at the time the material was created.

All images on this web site are fully in compliance with the USA (as that term is defined in 18 USC section 2257)
and European law on the subject.

However, the fine print at the bottom is in sweet 100% American legalese.

daviden · 12-21-2003, 11:18 AM

ppl plz help me fix mistakes

KaLi · 12-21-2003, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by daviden
ppl plz help me fix mistakes

OMG

For a small fee, Ill do it for you. Seriously.

Lickshots · 12-21-2003, 11:31 AM

po thang.

Niko · 12-21-2003, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by JackRoyal
However, the fine print at the bottom is in sweet 100% American legalese.

It's obviously copied from some other site

tootie · 12-21-2003, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by InsaneGreen
thats a very nice design... im curious as to who made it.. with english that bad hes probably easy as shit to talk down in price.

Just get the PSDs and fix the text yourself

Shoehorn! · 12-21-2003, 12:33 PM

daviden · 12-21-2003, 12:59 PM

i don't know what kind of texts i need fix/
stupid designer -*(

Pad · 12-21-2003, 01:03 PM

HOT LAYOUT

that's real catchy, it will definately convert good

WHOO LOOK AT THAT LITTLEBITCH

- Jesus Christ - · 12-21-2003, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by daviden
i don't know what kind of texts i need fix/
stupid designer -*(

Dude leave it.... I guarentee it will convert better.

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12-19-2003, 06:30 AM	#11
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	That sounds like it was done by the same guy who sends me free site submission all the time. Here's one I received this morning: "Such different and changeable Kerry Marie with big tits always tempts with the attractive nakedness"

12-19-2003, 06:35 AM	#12
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12-19-2003, 08:44 AM	#34
InsaneGreen Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: southern california Posts: 996	thats a very nice design... im curious as to who made it.. with english that bad hes probably easy as shit to talk down in price.

12-19-2003, 09:51 AM	#35
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